February 24, 2003 {11:12 a.m.}

What the fuck is up with mtv today? I turned it on and Tatu's "All the Things She Said" video was on and now, 2 videos later, freaking Ms. Dynamite is on. Makes me feel all warm inside since I've been listening to both of those songs for almost a year. I'm lightyears ahead of mtv. Oh yeah.

January 13, 2003 {03:43 a.m.}

The Donnas "Take it Off" just sounds like a crappy copy of the Sahara Hotnights. I seriously don't like them. The Donnas that is. Gross.

January 13, 2003 {03:23 a.m.}

Missy Elliott shouldn't dance. And why are there like, 3 videos an hour with pictures of dead musicians in them? I don't get it.

January 13, 2003 {03:07 a.m.}

P. Diddy's riding a jetski in a pool. That seems like it'd be kinda fun.

January 13, 2003 {03:05 a.m.}

I kinda like Justin's "Cry Me a River" video but only for the Justin-as-a-stalker angle. I like him better when he's creepy.

October 3, 2002 {01:44 p.m.}

Um, wow. Just saw Christina Aguilera's new video. I actually...liked it I think. But man, could she look more like a hooker with a crack problem?

October 3, 2002 {01:07 p.m.}

Justin Timberlake's new song/video? Yeah. It made me like Pharrell even more and like Justin even less.

October 3, 2002 {12:34 p.m.}

Good lord. The lawyer guy in the new Good Charlotte video says something like "You call this music??" Fucking god! They're pop! Nsync has more guitars in their songs than you idiots do!

August 29, 2002 {11:30 p.m.}

I <3 the VMAs and that's the end of that.

August 29, 2002 {10:46 p.m.}

Wow, the beginning of Justin Timberlake's song totally reminded me of Britney. I mean, with the glove and all. The rest of the song is pure Janet Jackson though. Man, he sure does like to steal from his girlfriends.

August 29, 2002 {10:38 p.m.}

We're the Vines! We play really shitty on national tv because we're cool like that!

August 29, 2002 {10:36 p.m.}

The lead singer of the Hives has a nice ass.

August 29, 2002 {10:33 p.m.}

Let's all booo! It's the cool thing to do!

August 29, 2002 {10:32 p.m.}

Eminem looks fucking pissed about winning. That's, uh...weird.

August 29, 2002 {10:29 p.m.}

Christina has booooobies!

August 29, 2002 {10:07 p.m.}

Yeah! Let's promote drinking on a show aimed directly at teenagers! That's cool!

August 29, 2002 {09:59 p.m.}

Usher is such a fucking nerd. How can he dance like that and still have teenagers thinking he's so sexy? I so don't get it.

August 29, 2002 {09:57 p.m.}

Run DMC? Fuck yeah.

August 29, 2002 {09:30 p.m.}

David Lee Roth is so fucking old.

August 29, 2002 {09:23 p.m.}

Avril says "Dude". Can she die now?

August 29, 2002 {09:09 p.m.}

Dude, Shakira's pants have ass beads!

August 29, 2002 {08:55 p.m.}

Dashboard Confessional won an award? *cries* Fucking emo preteens ruining my mtv.

August 29, 2002 {08:46 p.m.}

Ja Rule's got his shirt off already. Jesus. Keep it on dude.

August 29, 2002 {08:44 p.m.}

I like Nas more every time I see him perform. He's pretty damn cool.

August 29, 2002 {08:42 p.m.}

Ashanti is the worst lip-syncher EVER.

August 29, 2002 {08:40 p.m.}

Do I even need to say how fucking adorable Jack and Meg are? No.

August 29, 2002 {08:39 p.m.}

Yes, DMX totally deserves to be nominated for "breakthrough video". Who We Be was totally as good as the white stripes and coldplay's videos.

August 29, 2002 {08:26 p.m.}

God, I really fucking hate goth Pink. She's such an idiot.

August 29, 2002 {08:17 p.m.}

NO DOUBT won best POP video? But...But...! They're not pop!

August 29, 2002 {08:14 p.m.}

Hi, my name is Micheal Jackson. I'm a middle aged pedophile who looks like a woman, and I like to wear gold plated shin guards. Um, yeah. So wait a minute, his voice is about an octave lower than it's been in the last 6 years. What's with that? Is he trying to join the human race again?

(That was seriously my lamest post ever. I apologize.)

August 29, 2002 {08:05 p.m.}

Jimmy Fallon can sound eerily like Jack White. I'm scared. And turned on.

August 29, 2002 {07:59 p.m.}

So, uh, why exactly is Bruce Springsteen on the VMAs?

July 15, 2002 {01:13 p.m.}

The only remotely good thing about Jennifer Love Hewitt's new video is the brief appearance by the calvin klein underwear guy. Holy lord, he's hot.

July 8, 2002 {04:22 p.m.}

This E-40 and Fabalous video rules. That fat guy can move.

June 21, 2002 {04:03 p.m.}

Have I mentioned how much I fucking love the "Down Ass Chick" video? I mean, I hate Ja Rule, but damn. It's just so cheesy and wonderful. It's adorable and I love it.

June 17, 2002 {01:07 a.m.}

Ok, so Kelly Osbourne is a 17 year old girl with pink hair who sings a Madonna song and she's on mtv. To say I want to be her is an understatment. Ok, maybe not, but damn, she's like, my new rolemodel.

July 13, 2002 {03:40 a.m.}

These Flaw people are fucked up. They all look like they're in different bands. I mean, you've got the lead singer who just makes me think of the fucked up foreign guy in SLC Punk, the guitarist who looks like a 13 year old hippie, freaky gothy bass player dude, and then the generic rap-metal drummer. I just...don't know.

July 13, 2002 {03:30 a.m.}

Quarashi? Jesus. How do these people keep getting record contracts?

July 13, 2002 {03:27 a.m.}

The lead singer of Trustcompany (I refuse to capitalize the "trust" in their name. not cool guys) really shouldn't be singing for this band. Come on man. Go become the biggest thing since Dashboard Confessional.

July 13, 2002 {03:21 a.m.}

So the Vines. They've been getting all kinds of publicity, but you know my opinion is the final word. Indie rockers trying to sound like Nirvana. That's about it. Bleh. The video's pretty though. I like it.

July 13, 2002 {03:09 a.m.}

This new BRMC video makes me happy in a negative, gothy kind of way. I know it's nothing orginial, but it has a rather nice feel to it. The lighting rules too.

July 13, 2002 {03:07 a.m.}

I want to kill everyone who had anything to do with making this god damn New Found Glory video. As for the band themselves, they deserve something much, much, much worse than death. I don't know what, but something really fucking bad.

June 6, 2002 {03:39 a.m.}

I was just watching Moby's new video and realized that it has celebrities in it. I was like, "hey, that chick looks kind of like Dominique Swain." and then I was like, "hey this other chick looks like Thora Birch." so I looked it up online and what do you know. It was them. I dislike that video less now.

June 6, 2002 {03:08 a.m.}

Pink's new video sucks. A lot.

June 5, 2002 {02:58 a.m.}

Musiq's "Half Crazy" has been stuck in my head for a few weeks now. Pisses me off cause it's like, adult contemporary shit. Gross. But so good. The video isn't terrible either. Just like the song, I want to hate it, but I can't.

May 31, 2002 {03:44 a.m.}

I like this Khia video a lot for some reason. I don't like her though. Ick. But the song's growing on me.

May 31, 2002 {03:36 a.m.}

Wow, Will Smith got even shitter.

May 31, 2002 {03:08 a.m.}

Could B2K be any stupider?

May 31, 2002 {03:05 a.m.}

Hey, now that "Hard to Explain" was what I expected from the Strokes. I'm glad that being popular on mtv didn't convince them to spend more than 2 bucks making a video. I'm not a huge fan of their music, but this makes me like them more as people.

May 23, 2002 {03:01 a.m.}

Wow, I liked that Deadsy video. Too bad they suck.

May 20, 2002 {02:09 p.m.}

Wow, Weezer's new video sure is a lot like Nsync's "Girlfriend" video.

May 15, 2002 {04:13 a.m.}

Hey, Craig David. Yeah, you. I may want to have your children, but that desire has been lessened now that I see how stupid you are. Or maybe you're not stupid. Maybe you just have no sense of smell and you never look in your rearview mirror and that's why you couldn't tell your car was on fire. Yeah, I think I like thst explanation better. You're too pretty to be stupid.

May 15, 2002 {04:10 a.m.}

Also, I really like No Doubt's "Hella Good" video. I mean, sure, it's not the most orginial thing either, but it's good and it makes me like the song more, which is what I think videos should do.

May 15, 2002 {04:08 a.m.}

Is it just me or is Korn's new video extremely boring? And pointless. I mean, come on. Couldn't they at least try a little? Is that so much to ask?

May 15, 2002 {03:22 a.m.}

Ok, how old are Naughty By Nature? Weird. This soung sounds like a bunch of other songs. Catchy though.

May 15, 2002 {03:05 a.m.}

I haven't watched mtv in months. Nobody told me there was a video for "Tribute". Great. Not that that's surprising.

May 15, 2002 {02:58 a.m.}

Hey! It's the song from the mitsubishi commercial! Dirty Vegas. Wow...I think it's my new favorite video. Easily the best I've seen in months. Man, more people need to make good videos.

March 29, 2002 {04:59 p.m.}

Does it really fucking scare anyone else that there's a chick with a whip in Lil Bow Wow's new video? 13 year olds and whips do not belong in the same video. Not to mention that she's old enough to be his mom.

March 29, 2002 {04:50 p.m.}

OH. MY. GOD. I just saw N.E.R.D.'s video for Lapdance. Now, I saw that video in September or so, and that's when I started liking them, but I only saw it that one time, and I wasn't really paying much attention to it. But now, HOLY FUCKING FUCK. That is SUCH a cool video. Fuck! Hot.

March 29, 2002 {02:15 p.m.}

Good lord, the Screaming Infidelities video sucks. I mean, I really doubt they could have made a good one, but still. Crap.

February 19, 2002 {04:30 a.m.}

Trik Turner. Fucked up. They're like, sensitive gangsters or some such shit. Plus, the video doesn't make a shred of sense. God.

February 19, 2002 {12:53 a.m.}

Jesus, every time Faith Evans "I Love You" video comes on I have to avert my eyes. Could she show any more of her chest? It's not even sexy, just disgusting. Ick.

February 6, 2002 {12:55 p.m.}

Ok dude, number one, why the fuck is there an Unwritten Law video on mtv? Number two, when did they start sounding like Clarity-era Jimmy Eat World? They used to be good pop-punk, not this whiny shit. Fuck.

February 5, 2002 {11:41 a.m.}

The new Kylie Minouge video is total eye candy. I love it. The song compliments the video too. I wouldn't listen to it without the video, but whatever. She's hot.

February 4, 2002 {01:28 p.m.}

I didn't catch who this song is by. The X-ecutioners or some such shit. It has a couple of guys from Linkin Park in it, so it must be good. *cough*
Anyway, it has 4 djs spinning at the same time. People! It's not "quantity over quality", it's "quality over quantity". Fucking idiots.

February 1, 2002 {04:39 p.m.}

Dude, Pharrell, Busta Rhymes, P. Diddy, and Mr. T all in one video. And it's a good video. Oh my, I'm happy.

January 29, 2002 {09:27 a.m.}

You know, it appears that if your father leaves your family when you're a child you will be forced to grow your hair down to your shoulders and join a sensitive hard rock band when you grow up. And of course you have to write a song about how much he hurt you.

January 28, 2002 {04:01 p.m.}

Where the fuck did these B2K bastards come from?? Awful!

January 18, 2002 {04:35 p.m.}

That was hilarious. They just played the O-Town video, but replaced the audio with Slipknot. I hate Slipknot, but it was still great.

January 18, 2002 {04:16 p.m.}

Phantom Planet on trl. Can mtv get any better? Come on. Best part of the video ("California") was Jason Schwartzman (similar to Schwarzenbach. must be good.) brushing his teeth and using jack daniels as mouthwash. Awesome.

January 14, 2002 {12:54 p.m.}

Gideon is wearing an Icarus Line t-shirt. *sigh* He's dreamy.

January 2, 2002 {02:03 p.m.}

I'm watching that hip-hop version of Carmen on Mtv. It's funny. The main male character shares a jail cell with Lil' Bow Wow. Yes. An adult male and a 13 year old in jail together. Alrighty.

December 22, 2001 {05:40 a.m.}

You know, the video for Outkast's "The Whole World" is almost even better than the song, and I'm completely in love with the song. The video's like a twisted circus version of Moulin Rouge. So fucking cool.

December 21, 2001 {11:11 a.m.}

Ok, the new Fabalous video rules. Why? Pharell from the Neptunes. And they show him often. No video with Pharell can be anything but fucking awesome.

December 21, 2001 {05:33 a.m.}

In that Usher video where he's rolling around in bed, his nipples really stick out. It's disturbing.

December 20, 2001 {02:46 a.m.}

This new Foo Fighters video is pretty cool. It's about time Taylor shaved his goatee. He's hot again now. I think Orange County's going to be a damn cool movie if the videos coming from the soundtrack are any indication.

December 15, 2001 {03:39 a.m.}

Man, I though Butch Vig was supposedly a good producer. His remix of Nookie is the shittiest thing ever. Some computer geek could have spit out something better in half an hour. Not cool, Butch.

December 13, 2001 {03:54 a.m.}

HIS NAME IS MR. CHEEKS. Do you understand that?

December 11, 2001 {10:16 p.m.}

I'm so pissed at Marilyn Manson for fucking with "Tainted Love". That's not a song you fuck with.

December 9, 2001 {03:56 a.m.}

I like this new Mick Jagger song. A lot. The video's pretty cool too.

December 7, 2001 {04:03 p.m.}

Ooh! New Outkast video. Fucking awesome.

December 6, 2001 {12:38 p.m.}

God damn the new PJ Harvey video rules. She's a fucking rock star.

December 6, 2001 {04:58 a.m.}

Uh...that was supposedly a remix of "Nookie", but it didn't have any of the same lyrics or music, so I don't think they can call it a remix. Somebody get Fred Durst a dictionary, please.

December 6, 2001 {03:00 a.m.}

Mr. Cheeks???? Who cares about the video. His name's Mr. Cheeks!!

December 6, 2001 {02:53 a.m.}

Ooh, this Remy Zero video is cool. Not groundbreaking, but cool. If I didn't like them I probably wouldn't like it that much though.

December 3, 2001 {02:55 a.m.}

I finally saw the video for 19-2000. I'm not quite sure why I haven't seen it before now. Well, what do you expect? It rocked.

December 3, 2001 {01:30 a.m.}

What the fuck is a Hoobastank?? Apparently it's a cross between Incubus and Adema, complete with a lead singer that looks like a poor copy of Brandon from Incubus. Seriously though, Hoobastank?

December 3, 2001 {01:26 a.m.}

I love the new Ludacris video. I like how he looks all little. I want a cute little Ludacris midget for christmas. The song is damn catchy too.

December 3, 2001 {12:59 a.m.}

That Ja Rule song. Always on Time. He's wearing something from Burberry's in every damn scene. And I feel like I've heard the song before. Is it a cover or something?

November 21, 2001 {12:44 p.m.}

The new Puddle of Mudd video pisses me off. The lead singer cries through the whole fucking video! I'm glad they don't sound like Limp Bizkit though.

November 19, 2001 {03:50 p.m.}

Pink looks fucking stupid with her little shirley temple perm. And she stole my whole underwear showing style! Bitch!

November 14, 2001 {04:22 p.m.}

They just played Basement Jaxx on TRL. All is right with the world.

November 14, 2001 {01:13 p.m.}

Holy fuck! The new Alien Ant Farm video is great! They're dressed as Oompa Loompas in one part, and then Pat Morita shows up! Hot damn! The song's a whole lot better than Smooth Criminal too. Shit, that was awesome!

November 14, 2001 {05:31 a.m.}

I'm sitting here right now, and I just get the feeling that Mtv is eating away at my brain. I mean, I can actually feel myself losing brain cells. It's a little disturbing.

November 13, 2001 {05:23 a.m.}

Hey! That "Goodbye" video by Jagged Edge was sad! Mtv! I demand you not play anymore sad videos. It's unnatural.

November 12, 2001 {03:39 a.m.}

Is it just me, or is that fucking Petey Pablo song the worst song ever?

November 8, 2001 {06:49 p.m.}

I <3 this page:

GAY VIDEO OF THE WEEK
Enrique Iglesias - Hero (2001)(*)
I thought we rounded up and deported all foreign menaces after September 11th. -AH

Fucking great.

November 8, 2001 {05:51 p.m.}

Saw the new No Doubt video yesterday (during TRL. shut it.) It rocked. Very, very, very much. I'm excited about their new album. Seems like it's going to rock.

November 1, 2001 {04:30 a.m.}

Then new Garbage video is pretty cool. I like Shirley Manson's haircut. It rocks.

November 1, 2001 {04:11 a.m.}

Why does the guy in the new Nelly video have a hockey mask on? I know Nelly is scary, but you're not in a god damn horror movie man.

November 1, 2001 {04:10 a.m.}

The lead singer from the Calling looks like a 12 year old, but he's got a big, deep old man voice. It creeps me out.

November 1, 2001 {03:45 a.m.}

Anybody else like the new Ozzy song? I keep getting it stuck in my head. It's catchy as hell. Which is something I don't think Ozzy usually gets credit for. He writes some good, catchy songs.

November 1, 2001 {03:41 a.m.}

My god! Rob Zombie's dreads are past his waist now. That's damn impressive. This new video reminds me of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" though. I don't really know why. I guess it's just the cheerleaders. Huh. I think I like it.

October 30, 2001 {04:01 a.m.}

Aphex Twin on Mtv? Maybe there is a god. Come to Daddy is a freaky as hell song, but the video...god damn.

October 28, 2001 {01:06 a.m.}

This Jadakiss video sucks, but they showed a shot of Ludacris, which made everything ok.

October 28, 2001 {01:39 a.m.}

Intergalactic?? What is this?? Good video night or something?

October 28, 2001 {01:29 a.m.}

God damn Xzibit! Go to hell you bastard!

October 28, 2001 {01:23 a.m.}

Pete Yorn!!! For Nancy!!! I've been listening to this song nonstop for the last month! And there's a video! And I've never seen it before! Woo! Awesome video, at that! I'm so happy now. Does Pete Yorn remind anyone else of Jack Saturn?

October 23, 2001 {03:02 a.m.}

Enya on Mtv? What the fuck is this world coming to?

October 22, 2001 {03:22 a.m.}

Pharell from the Neptunes is in the new P.Diddy video. This makes me unbeliveably happy. I actually kinda like the video. And the song is almost as catchy as that god damn "Bad Boy for Life" song.

October 19, 2001 {04:07 a.m.}

What the fuck was that Makaveli video about? They all died! And why did that guy walk directly in the path of the car? Apparently he's a lot less intelligent than his namesake.

Oh yeah. Hi. This is my new mtv discussion page. That's all.